Beyond the average

This is where your adventure begins. Get to know Jilly and Jon, your 'Average Couple Next Door' from South London, who are anything but ordinary. We're committed to providing a unique experience tailored to your desires. Join us and explore the spicier side of suburbia. We're thrilled to have you be a part of our story.

Contact

Opening Hours

Fri: 12- late
Saturday: 12-late
Sunday: 12-6am

Contact

07522480639

MrMrsAverage@hotmail.com

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Our offerings

We offer a unique experience tailored to the discerning gentlemen of South London, catering to your wildest fantasies with a spicier scene in suburbia.

Jilly

A party girl with 36DD natural, fantastic breasts and a sexy size 10 figure. 5'10" and all natural with kissable big lips, stunning blue eyes, and fiery red hair.

Jon

The average guy next door of average build and 5'6". Bi-leaning with green eyes, a friendly nature, and an absolute cuckold who enjoys watching other men with his wife.

The Experience

A comfortable, sensible, affordable, classy, and sexy experience, offering value for money. Great conversationalists, good listeners, all-round fabulous people!

Better than average

We're not just the average couple next door; we're better. We offer an experience that surpasses the ordinary, providing comfort, sensibility, and unforgettable moments.

Your wildest fantasies

We cater to your wildest fantasies. Dive deep and see what we can bring out of your sex-addled mind, you suburban sex fiend!

Let's dive deeper

Are you ready to explore the spicier side of suburbia? We're amenable, friendly, and game for a laugh! Great conversationalists, good listeners - all-round fabulous people! So lets see what you're made of eh?